Monday, January 30, 2006

Yep.. it's Monday

Laundry is piled to the roof! Not really, but there never seems to be an end to it all.... I know!!!! we could just go nakie and then I wouldn't have to worry about all this blasted laundry! umm nevermind. Scratch that.

::Moving On::
Wow.. what a weekend. We didn't do much of anything at all. Sherm and I went for groceries on Saturday. Mikey stayed home and puppy sat. On Sunday...we slept in and then did nothing again. lol yep we were slugs, but we had a good time. We all played games while watching TV.. Mikey on his XBox, Sherm on the big computer and me on my laptop. Mikey and Sherm took turns trading back and forth between the computer and video game systems. (take your pick... we have all the systems!)

::Say what?::
Speaking of the men.... I have a little mystery on my hands this morning. I want to know who those men were that left here today because they were not my men at all! These men turned off every single light in the back of the house!! I didn't know what to do when I went to make beds... it was totally dark back there... I had to turn lights on!! We're my men replaced by aliens overnight?? hmmmmm I'm sure this was a total programming fluke or glitch... it'll never happen again or I was imagining it! lol

::A little Monday funny::
Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

Have a happy Monday!
Laters Dudes and Dudettes!


Blogger Colleen said...

Cute joke! Have fun with the laundry. I've got dolly home again today trying to get rid of eggs. :)

11:04 AM  
Blogger Terri said...

Hi Colleen! I just sent you an email about Dolly. Poor gal.

9:25 AM  

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